Critical depth

Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.

Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.

Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!

Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!

1👍 6👎

Boobdazzle

The act of cumming all over your partners boobs, then sprinkling plastic jewels so they stick as the cum dries.

"Wow, how did you get the jewels to stay on?"

I've been boobdazzled."

2👍 1👎