Brumming

A Brummie (someone from Birmingham or surrounding area) who is in a state of elation or disappointment and expressing this state with a raised voice. People in ear shot of this brumming may refer to this as 'Brumming' or 'Brum Brum'.

Brummie - "Arr I'm sick of this!"

Bystander - "Brum brum brum" (muttered under voice)

Or

Brummie - "I just batted a double century not out. Sensational!"

Bystander - "Stop brumming about your cricket skills"

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Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

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