davicreature

a being that has been let into the wild, or out of their cage, lurking around looking for wallets and calls the same cab company over and over. it knocks expensive paintings off walls, annoys cab drivers, acts riDONKulous, sleeps with mouth WIDE open, snorts while laughing, and is OBSESSED with volleyball and the buckeyes.

the davicreature is lurking over my shoulder." "i'm gonna be the davicreature for halloween." "where is the davicreature!?

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fenced

to be drunk or high, but only talking about it in the past

"last night i was soo fenced!"

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