facebitch

v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)

"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"

"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."

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facebitch

n. A female who spends an inordinate amount of time on social networking websites; especially one who then complains about not having enough time in real life.

"Jane constantly whines about being disorganized. She's always late, she never finishes her school assignments, and her house is a mess! Why are some people like that?"

"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."

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a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

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