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n. a restaurant where you and your family can have a fun time and a great meal. Did you know that Macdonalds donates lots of money to charity?
Let's go to Macdonalds and have a shit sandwitch!
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v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
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n. a glossy, smooth turd left lolling in the waters of the toilet bowl.
Dude!
What?
Who fucking left the Shania?
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n. a bet won against impossible odds. The expression is derived from the untimely and unlikely death of the late Steve Irwin.
Jonathan pulled an Irwin Sure-Win at the casino last night.
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n. a lewd gesture by which a man allows one of his testicles to protrude from his zipper, then asks someone if he or she would like a "hairy timbit."
John: (testicle out) "Would you like a hairy timbit?"
Emily: (looking him in the face) A what? (then looking down) O fuck you!
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n. a piss and a shit. Number 1 plus number 2 equals 3.
Dude, man, I gotta take a three pointer.
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n. a musical fad with no lasting appeal; a corporately manufactured, disposable celebrity; a capitalistic money-making scheme; a cunt fart promoted to the status of an idol; the kind of music stupid women listen to.
Q: Hey, is that Lady Gaga?
A: Why yes, it is Briteny Spears.
Q: Hey, is that Lady Gaga?
A: Why yes, it is Kelly Clarkson.
Q: Hey, is that Lady Gaga?
A: Why yes, it is Katy Perry.
And I'm a brainless female and my opinion about music is worthless. I also want to be like Lady Gaga because she is isn't afraid to express her sexuality. She's so real! Please fuck me and call me stupid!
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