WTFH mode

When a car or truck's onboard computer stops working and the vehicle shuts down.forcing you to walk home Your car's onboard computer is now in WTFH mode. Walk the fuck home mode.

I was driving home and my cars onboard computer got stuck in WTFH mode, So I had to walk the rest of the way

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magic wand

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives

Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.

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