Clamz

The need to keep quiet about an impending event, or an event with a positive outcome that has already taken place, in order not to jinx a future outcome.

Derives from the word Clam, a bivalve seashell with the ability to shut its valves tight to prevent anything from coming in to or out of the enclosed space housing the organism itself.

Footie Pundit on TV: "Leicester needs to win three more games to win the Premier League. This is going to be one of the greatest upsets in football history"

Leicester diehard: Clamz, you jinxing knucklehead!

Fedal

A tennis match between Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal. Usually a Grand Slam or Masters Series final

Fedtard: It's another Fedal at the Australian Open. Haha, Rafa scraped through in five against Verdasco in the SF. He's going to be limping against Roger in the final. Go Rogi!

Rafatard: Oh yeah! Put your money where your mouth is. I'm betting 100 quid! Vamos Rafa!

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Hondash

To crash your Honda vehicle while spending too much time looking at or fidgeting with the car's pretty dashboard, instead of keeping eyes on the road.

Wilson: "Jeez, what happened to you car, man!?"
Ben: "I Hondashed. Gotta switch off video for all those calls :("