Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

Insulin pod

A 2nd pancreas for Type 1 Diabetics

"Sorry bro my pancreas expired."
"YOUR PANCREAS EXPRIED?! HOW?!"
"No, I mean my insulin pod. I call my insulin pod my pancreas."