Renata

a female who is bad, and she knows it. A Renata displays unparalleled levels of audacious behavior and always gets what she wants. A true Renata has better style, hair, and taste then you. She is smart and most of the time works alone. She has more depth than people expect. She will sleep with your brother, and then sleep with you, keep both of your testicles pickled in a jar on her desk and laugh evily every time she looks at them.

Lauren: OHMYGODDDD JENNY!!!!!!! THE WORST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!"

Jenny: What happened?

Lauren: Madison just Renata'd Steve awaaay from me!
Jenny: What?

Lauren: She used her undeniable charm, wit, and beauty in order to steal my boyfriend and now i'm crying alone and ugly!

alt:

George: Dude. i can't believe we both slept with renata.

Steve: Yeah, seriously.

George: i miss her everyday though. that was the best i've ever had.

Steve: true, true.

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