Teh Sex

A phrase the mentally retarded use to describe something they like a lot.

Random Emo Dumbass: "My god, your new black glasses are teh sex."
Me: *kicks Emo Dumbass's ass*

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crown of pearls

A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people.

I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls.

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emosexual

1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.

1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.

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new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

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reny'd

When one is exposed to reny, see also renis.

"I just reny'd that guy in a chatroom! OWNED!"

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Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

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WNHU

The New Haven, CT area's premiere college radio station. Housed in the basement beneath Maxcy Hall at the University of New Haven, WNHU hosts a diverse array of program, ranging between oldies, indie rock, jazz, punk, heavy metal, traditional ethnic music, reggae and more! Exists on the FM dial at 88.7 FM and goes out 30 miles in every direction.

WNHU West Haven 88.7 FM.

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