Taylor

Biggest ass-hat on the face of the planet earth. You've probably heard of him because your sister, aunt, cousin, sometimes mom, or even dog has slept with him at one point in time and because your brother or dad wants to beat the living shit out of him. He also carries a large herpes like sore on his bottom lip. He likes to think that because he's 6' tall he's intimidating but really still sleeps with a teddy bear and night light so don't be afraid he won't do anything.

Damn, I'd hate to be Taylor.

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