MILF

a mom †hat you find amazingly attractive, hot and sexy. they typically have children but could be single or married alike a DILF. usually if younger men go for these women, the women may be referred to as a cougar to some audiences.

"Shit dude, I fucked Donny's mom last weekend, we were all high and shit"
"Gnarly bruh, do you think she will find out?"
"I hope not, but boy she has got one hell of an ass"
"She is a MILF according to my boner"

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shitshot

taking photos of your poop, usually because its an interesting colour, shape or texture. This can include posting it on social media or just snapchat it to your friends as a gift;)

"I woke up this morning to a photo of Antonio's shitshot from the night before"
"AH i got the same one, it was blue"
"Dude thats fucked"

DILF

the male equivalent to a MILF. Can be attractive to teenage girls making them swoon over older men because of daddy issues or just because they want a mature handsome man. Could be married or single.

"I lost my V-card to that DILF down the street, I think his name is Harry" -Olivia
"Oh my god! GROSS!! He's like 25years older than you" -Viki
"That just means he has 25 more years of experience that can please me" -Olivia

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jake

a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).

"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna

"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy

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Roast Beef Sandwich

I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.

"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed

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