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Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.
1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!
2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
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When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap
My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave
Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.
When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"
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When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.
Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.
9π 32π
A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
9π 1π
When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.
I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!
8π 12π