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douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by toeknee August 25, 2005

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

by toeknee August 25, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by toeknee August 25, 2005

9πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


da

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

by toeknee July 2, 2003

19πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

by toeknee August 25, 2005


mudafuck

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

by toeknee August 25, 2005

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by toeknee August 25, 2005

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž