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Emin Onentasci

A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.

Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T

by toesuxker December 25, 2021


Thomas Moser

Old man from Switzerland who is famous for posting strange and hilarious photos on Instagram. Thomas is most widely known for posting pictures of himself shirtless and naked. He is also known for going live on instagram, usually without clothes on, while blankly staring at the camera without saying anything. He also posts pictures from his daily life in Switzerland, and funny edits that fans send to him. His best friend is Flädi, which is the name he gave to his Flat Eric plushie who has appeared in many of Thomas' posts and livestreams. Thomas only speaks German and uses google translate to speak other languages. He comes from a large family and is currently working as a construction painter.

Did you watch Thomas Moser's live??

Yeah it was so funny and Thomas covered his dick with Flädi

by toesuxker December 25, 2021


pisspill

the best and funniest Instagram page to exist ever which consists of ex-gay whisper users.

"have you seen that new pisspill post?"
"yeah it was so funny and awesome"

by toesuxker December 25, 2021