The Mound

the notation of fun thats to be had and found between the hip bones on a Fit Chick above the Pubis bone also know as Mons Veneris noobs think they're tucking a tackle when in fact its a pure indicator of dynamo in the sack with the tastiest, neatest and sweet little vagene ever

Guy 1 on seeing a pic of new girl; Holy Shit dude get a load of "TheMound" under that lingerie.
Guy 2. Response; I know right I just have to see it I bet its amazing. It'll ring my Belle

Guy 1 drooling uncontrollably

Guy 2 notices him and see what he sees and also drools uncontrollably

Gay Guy to other Gay Guy; I just don't get what it is they like with The Mound its eeeky

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Foofied

1. The post coital state one places a sexual partner one attains through mindblowing intense orgasmic sex.

2. Asking to be put into a state like the scumbag-rape drug, Roofies attains on the victim, where you loose all bodily functions and drool like a quadruped but this is post consensual coitus between two virile nympho adults.

1. Tony: Mate I "FOOFIED" Belle so good last night she may need a week of work.

Jas: you mean you gave her a Roofie
Tony: nah mate, I fucked her brains out so it was like she had a Roofie.

2. Mon: Show me how you handle your Lumber big Boi
Jas: Talking like that will get you "FOOFIED"
Mon: **pounces on him before he's undressed

B.C.F

(Back. Chute. Fisherman.)
Generally either a Shady Sexual Angler that always trolling local bars and popular gutters filled with easily landed specimens that will let him cast one up their Back Chute especial when they gobble on the next flashy cock lured past their spot.

Steve's a B.C.F like Rex, Hunts the known local dive bars or gutters after dark for a fishy catch who always takes the cock lure of a seasoned Back Chute Fisherman.

LL

LL symbolic for a pair of phallic friends spooning one another

Will texts: so Bill what's on the cards for this evening?
Bill texts: I was thinking we watch a movie and chill

Will replies: I'm savvy with a little LL and see what pops up.

Bill replies: I'm sure after LL it'll become L7 .....

69

"A Dinner for 2",
The number 69 is the numerological symbol for the sexual act that is the one true act of Gender Equality in a hetero relationship. Where both the Male and Female of the Couple Give and Recieve pleasure equally. (More so when performed laying on their sides)

Wife: Shall I prepare a Dinner for 2
Husband: well you know I always enjoy a "69"
Wife: as equally do I

L7

L7, is the Alphanumeric symbol for two men performing Fellatio together... much like the "69" for heteros this one differs because it's two identical Male Body's laying parallel with each ones penis pointing towards the others head for mutual oral pleasure.

Bill: hey Boifran what's L7 mean in your Sext from earlier?
Will: well just lay down and I'll show you.

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