appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.

John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

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Omega Lol

Gay and Bald streamer named “Daequan” says it as his mating call towards other men he meets in games such as “fortnite”.

GIVE ME THAT BOOTY BOY

**gets the kill**

OMEGA LOL

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