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autocross

an efficient and highly addictive legal function used for (1) drastically reducing the tread life of a set of tires, (2) mercilessly destroying orange cones and (3) ruining a vehicle's alignment.

I had a blast shredding a set of economy radials in 8 runs at last week's autocross.

by tom murphy December 31, 2004

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neon

in ACR form,
(1)a great domestic compact car whose rapidly disappearing taillights are most typically seen through the windshields of Honda Civics, Chevy Cavaliers, and other assorted shitboxes.
(2) a car whose cost-effective method for outhandling a 3-series BMW involves a simple turn of a knob on each of the struts, rather than the $1200 or more needed for a cheap-ass Civic to do the same.
(3)often seen lifting an inside rear wheel around every corner it approaches, including parking spaces, post office mail drops, and autocross cones.

I watched from the rearview mirror of my Neon ACR as a Mustang spun out while trying to follow me around a right turn at 40 mph.

by tom murphy January 2, 2004

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townies

complete and utter retards who have nothing better to do than swear and shop in jjb etc.they have rings and are genrally pregnant by 11. They are thick.
they also like to beat up people who say anything.

ere mush come ere so i can bray ya. Who are you touchin. Dick. FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!

by tom murphy January 27, 2004

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