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When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.
Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.
Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.
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After drinking a lot of coffee, you notice that your urine smells just like coffee.
I gotta drink some water, I just released a quart of Cofpee.