Diogenes

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.

You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

A-Bomb

A beautiful girl with small breasts.

Lisa may have small boobs, but she rocks them like an A-Bomb.

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