anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

110👍 42👎

majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

5👍 5👎

Black Man's Time

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...

aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30

148👍 20👎

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

1👍 3👎

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

34👍 12👎