one direction

5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!