hokie

a 2 syllable nonsense word made to tkae up space in the hokie cheer

"no, hokie has nothing to do with turkeys.
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"

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UVA

1. a college that was founded by thomas jefferson
2. a college which prides itself on the fact that they can become, but somehow fail to recognize the fact that half the people who designed their hospitals went to Tech. Go figure.
3. An pedantic and asshole-ish institution that actually blows at football, and doesn't go to many bowl games, unlike the Tech squad which will be going to its 14th straight bowl appearance at the end of the season.

"UVa was founded by Thomas Jefferson. You know, the guy who said their shouldn't be a constitution because he was an antifederalist and firmly supported the drafting of the articles of confederation. Yeah that lame-ass"

"The UVa grad insulted Tech, calling it a "Cow College" as he walked into the multimillion dollar hospital designed by a Tech grad."

"I would never go to UVa."

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