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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.
You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!
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The term Plug and Play is most associated with Microsoft, who started using it in reference to their Windows 95 product. Other operating systems (OSs), such as Mac OS, had already supported such features for some time (under various names), but the term gradually became universal over time. At the time of its initial offering by Microsoft, it was criticized by some as not being "proven" technology, which did not always work as it should. Detractors at the time of the earliest offering spoofed the functionality as "plug and pray" because "one never knew if in fact the thing would work."
"I sure hope this new wireless mouse works. I guess I'll just plug and pray"
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Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.
I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.
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When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.
"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."
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A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"
Man, I knew I had to drop anchor, but that was Tanker Anchor!
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A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.
Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.
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