Tony Bradley

Chicago Bulls center #13. The undisputed GOAT of basketball, and probably every other sport too. Tony is better than MJ and Lebron, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

YOU: Did you see that nasty Tony Bradley poster the other night?

ME: Yeah I did, he’s the GOAT easily.

YOU: Sure is.

Jacoby Brissett

#7 quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, backup to the sexual offender Deshaun Watson. He’s the greatest backup of all time, don’t even try to dispute it.

YOU: Did you see that crazy Jacoby Brissett pass?
ME: Yes I did, he’s the greatest backup of all time.

YOU: Damn right he is.