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Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.
My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time Iรขยยll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.
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Shitting (esp. diarrhea) in a sink. Similar to an upper deck but the shit gets put in the sink.
He pissed me off, so turned his sink into a fondue pot.
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During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.
Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because thatรขยยs what happens when guys cross-pollinate.
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Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donnaรขยยs ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
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A very nasty, amazing porn star whoรขยยs well known for putting enormous sex toys (and many at once) like dildos, butt plugs, and vibrators up her ass. Sheรขยยs total skank with a great badonkadonk she likes to get duked.
In that last Bella Donna movie it looked like she had an uncut roll of bologna up her ass!
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