buddy

euphemism for "asshole", primarily in situations where a) you are unacquainted with the other person and b) "asshole" might catch you a beating from said other person, or be inappropriate in front of your kids.

You are trying to park at the mall with your kids, and the only available spot is next to an SUV that has been parked way over the line, forcing you to sqeeze into the spot and then somehow extrude yourself from the vehicle:

You (under breath): "nice parking job, buddy."

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