toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.

Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.

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bitch swooping

When you and your bros are chilling at a party, and you see a hot bitch and you "swoop" in. By swooping you are saying you will pick her up and then proceed to hook up with her. If it is not successful a bro must make an excuse for himself.

Micheal- "Bro did you go to the party at Broseidon's house last night?"

Alex- "Hell yeah! My bros and I did some serious bitch swooping!"

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