brocialism

Portmanteau of 'bro' and 'socialism'. Used to smear, denounce and divide working class movements for not being woke enough. Popular battle cry among privileged American and European middle class kids LARPing as communists on the Internet.

- Dude, did you see how the brocialists of the Portuguese Communist Party demanded higher wages, without specifically addressing the concerns and grievances of the LGBTQI+ community in Western Sahara? Fuck those brocialism fascists!

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alpha

The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.

I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.

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dericious

I have used it to express praise for Asian food that isn't quite covered by a simple "delicious", but I'm a bit worried someone might consider it racist.

These potstickers are fucking dericious!!1

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Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

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sigma grindset

Allegedly, a mindset geared exclusively to economic success, possessed by the creme of human beings, the "Sigmas".

In reality, mostly a buzzword for sociopathic losers who spend their time on social media signalling how "successful" they are.

Usually comes as "male sigma grindset", because fEmOiDs CaNnOt Be SuPeRiOr BrOoOoOoO1!1!1!

I spent the afternoon putting my old cum socks on eBay, male sigma grindset at work bro

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