bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

scallywag

A privileged stay at home wife that displays a habitual pattern of resistance to expected work requirements, and is socially characterized by loud talking, binge drinking, and chain smoking cigarettes.

Josh stayed home with the kids and paid the Am Ex bill while that scallywag Katie went to happy hour with her House Wives of OC fan club.

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