Angry Raccoon

n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"

Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!

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