morton, wa

Morton, WA is a small redneck hick town in Washington. You can find a lot of old cranky ass people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. Morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. Morton is know for its high volume of teenage whores that fuck eachother boyfriends/girlfriends. It is also known for its infamous Chapman Road trailer park. Which is a main place that all the crack head druggie make and deal their meth. Good job Morton!

Man: Hey, do you know where I can buy some really cheap meth?
Man 2: Yeah. Go to Morton, WA.

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