Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"

Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending

Temple gc

Temple GC also known as "temple of missing CC's" gc is a fan made group chat of all the cool af ppl in salad gang and mcyt fandom

Temple gc is known for alot of things such as their weird af lores which they reffer to as "gc lores" most of it includes

Savage Ga$p the popular singer who is currently "hypothetically" kidnapped by the gc
(It's ok he consents to it)

They are also known for the discovery of " Baldinati " the bald ppl illuminate.

Also the suggestors of the fandom name

" pumpkin patch fighting force" for the singer gasper (which he used in a tweet"
Were also responsible for him tweeting about the selection of names after being dmd by multiple members.

The gc is also known for making gaspare out himself as pitbull (real not fake) and the "All seer"

The GC's "Baldinati spam movement " was also noticed by CORPSE_HUSBAND and Tinakitten

But sadly didn't trend bcuz the Americans were asleep

Some gc I forgot the name of : *puts out a missing poster of gasp after him telling them he is missing and drunk"
Temple gc : yeah... about that

Cool person : you guys have so much love

Temple gc : ye we also have an mc server 'under work' for now.