McDonalds

1) A giant toilet which is apparently disguised as a restaurant, and when they get customers, they package turds as food and sell it to people.

2) Cheap quality, bad tasting fast food.

3) The "restaurant" that is trying to invade the earth, and have other restaurants closed down for good.

Person: I just went to McDonalds! Their food was TERRIBLE!

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windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc

windows 8 is like a cell phone computer

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Sweetwater

Place in Oklahoma located at the junction of State Highway 30 & State Highway 152. It is probably the smallest town ever, because it only has 88 people.

Person: I live in Sweetwater, OK.

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Author

1) A person who writes books. Who wouldn't know that?

2) Someone on Urban Dictionary.

J.K Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series.
author TORNADOFAN122

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Allure of the Seas

The largest ship in the world; an oasis class cruise liner owned and operated by Royal Caribbean International.

Info:

Length: 1,188' (362 m)
Weight: 100,000 tons
Construction started: December 2, 2008
Launched: November 20, 2010
Capacity: 6,296 maximum
Decks: 16 passenger decks

Person 1: "OMG WE'RE BOARDING THE ALLURE OF THE SEAS TOMORROW! I CAN'T WAIT MAN!"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!"