soft patch

A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.

EX:1

Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?

Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!

Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?

Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!

EX2:

Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?

Tiff - Hell ya nukka!

Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!

Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!

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