cappuccino

someone peng as fuck

oooo that cappuccino has fineeeee written all in that foam

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

tesco

a home like no other

i love tesco its like the home I never had

ag

when your on bliz (meth) and you can’t say all and you keep saying ag instead

“at ag at ag at ag that’s weird I can’t say ag anymore”

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paragraph princess

when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp

shelby- aaron is such a paragraph princess

carrie- it’s as long as the Harry Potter books

6th of May

people born on the 6th of May are paragraph princesses. and we don’t like them because they are massive simps. and VERY annoying (a lot of the time called aaron)

my g- ugh he’s such a paragraph princess
me- i bet he was born on the 6th of May

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