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using a reverse pickup line (usually on A someone you dont like or B your friends)
you: hey girl are you a car alarm cause youre really fucking loud and annoying
enemy: stop trying to revrizz me dude
when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
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when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking
bryan: dude i feel so weird rn
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
a parent that never goes in the water while at a beach, pool, lake, or other water activity, not due to an injury or illness
savanna: hey is your mom gonna come in the water?
julie: no shes a shore parent