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holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 26, 2019


RO5E

a made up kpop group by 7 girls that are soon not going to be made up since we have an awesome name hehehe

friend: 'omg have you heard of the new KPOP group RO5E?!!"
your ignorant ass: 'no''
friend: 'omg you should! their songs are SO LIT!'
your ignorant ass: 'OmG!' (sarcasm)

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 26, 2019

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