Cult

A secret organization that participates in drinking/partying events. Usually moving in small groups or packs the cult venture from area to area and making theirs presents known through their ability to bring the party to life. There is little to be known about the cults inner workings. But what is known is the averaged cult member is fair more superior than the average human especially spiritually. Known food source of the cult or "Field cult kit" as some call it consists of the following consumables-

- Hommus in container form minimum 1kg
- Alcohol beverages minimum 5L per cult member
- Chewing gum (various intake)
- Water (various intake)
- Drugs (various intake)

(Everyone wakes up from a party the next morning) dude those people partied us to the death. No bro we've been culted! Whats the cult? Dude I dont know? Fuck!

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