bitch slap your urn

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.

My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!

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orgastickle

An advanced sex technique which entails firmly tickling a woman at the precise moment of her orgasm resulting in the intensification of climax. Results may vary depending upon the woman.

I firmly tickled my girlfriend's inner thigh right when she climaxed, and she had an amazing orgastickle!

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best ex ever (B.E.E.)

What your ex calls you after he/she realizes that you are the best he/she will ever have, because you treated them so damn good when you were together. No one will ever compare.

As her new boyfriend, my job is to be the best she's every had or will ever have, so she'll one day call me her best ex ever (B.E.E.). She'll be ruined on all other guys henceforth.

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