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slang for 'club', and can be used for words such as 'clurbpizza' and 'clurb sandwich'.
Townie: Hey yo ma, yo pickin' a fight, innit?
You: Clurb?
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a person who is a loser and as nothin better to do than hang round their town felling "hard" smoking butts they have found on the floor. if you look at them you will recieve a "wan a fight or sumin" should not exist, waste of space
cheap tracksuit ususally from turkey or sumwere abroad obviously fake. no hopers will be tramps when older
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A townie is a cacka who thinks he/she is 'in' they say completely made-up words like
'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv'
they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads.
Townies are also often completely deaf:
(a townie is walking along in his 'crew' and a group of skaters walk past)
Skater1:(shouts) Townie!!
Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me??
Skater2: He called you a townie duh
Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?
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Young people aged 9-21 seen hanging round the local chippy because they think that they're 'hard'. Often seen wearing tacky 'gold' 'jewellery', fake 'Adidas' trousers tucked into their white socks, a fake Burberry cap pointed at such a ridiculous angle that when it comes to blocking the sun, there is actually no point in wearing it except to look like a total prat. Most townies swagger round in a stupidly exaggerated way, swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying âYeah, Ahâm cool, Ahâm cool, bling bling yeah innitâ, etc, etc.
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are âcoolâ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that donât actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like âBang out, innit mon, likeâ, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like âOh oh ohhâ.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go âYeah, yeah, come on thenâ, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: âWot you say âbout ma mum?, or: âDid you call me a paedo?â. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying âYeah, Ahâm cool, Ahâm coolâ, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called âmatesâ.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ârinsedâ.
13. They say âlikeâ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), âinnitâ is used as a full stop. E.g. âAh âad yo ma last night, yeah, innitâ!
Townie 1: Innit mon, yeah like, got some fuckin' 'eavy shit 'ere
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
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(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh
man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle
oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face
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a grunger is a kool person, who listens to good music and wears clothes clothes that arent 4 sizes too small.Townies however wear clothes that have gay logos on them sayin princess or cute, even though i have never heard of a princess who smokes like a chimey, and says 'arigh' or 'innit'. Grungers dont need to impress people, and are all individuals, unlike townies who look like clones of each other, grungers arent tramps or dirty just because their clothes arent pink or blue. point made.
townie 1: arigh'
townie: arigh'
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