penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

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Dud

A person who initially appears attractive, but upon getting to know them further, they are revealed to be emotionally or sexually broken/defective.

“What about Trent? He’s pretty hot”
“No, I’ve been there and done that - he’s a dud”

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