humungocock

A new infection for the penis, it makes your penis overwhelmingly large and uncontrollable, you never know when you will ejaculate or urinate, your pants will rip in half of the size of the penis, it's like that scene in Akira, but it's just the cock. Your ball-sacks will stay the same, however in rarer cases one or three of the balls will grow even bigger than the cock and surround it like a cancer. It can grow so bad, that the heartbeat monitor sounds in the hospital will turn into big loud moans, worst case scenario, explosion and dedication for ULTRA SEX.

JARED: MOM MOM, MY PENIS IS GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND DO I HAVE THE humungocock
MOM: IT'S JUST FINE YOUR PROBABLY JUST EJACULATING
JARED: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE A THIRD BALL JUST GREW
MOM: WHAT THE FUCK?

Crackcum

When you eat crack and a few hours later when you have sex or ejaculate, you sperm will be solid and you will find it hard to push out, this can be very dangerous, because when you do this, you dick will go insane and you can the humungocock.

El Chapo: hey can i have some sugar
drug dealer: here (but accidentally gives him crack)
El Chapo: eats the crack
12 hours later
El Chapo has sex with his wife
El Chapo: what the fuck why is my cum so hard to push out and is so solid, oh shit! i have the crackcum !
Many think El Chapo is at florence prison, but hes actually in a secret hospital because of the humungocock penis