Ventfest

When two friends are both afflicted by horrible things and they vent to each other for hours. The events may or may not be related.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I heard you got rejected by that college you really wanted to go to.
Guy 2: IK, it sucks. But my friend got rejected too...
Guy 1: Did you talk about it?
Guy 2: Of course! We had a 4 hour ventfest!

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Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.