emerica

Where Eminem's slaves live.

EMERICA!!! We love you! How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect! The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech this united states government has sworn to uphold! Or so we're told!

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

To really be pissed.

"Are you mad?" asked the teacher politely.
"Mad?! That's the understatement of the year! I'm more like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" she replied to her astonished teacher.

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mispeling

something spelled wrong

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assfuck

anal sex, see buttfuck.

"Wanna assfuck next, Monica?" said Bill.

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getting some

to fuck/be fucked/blow/get a blowjob

The hottie moved closer to Jack.
Jack moaned, "I want to 'get some' ".
The hottie moved even closer, and slowly, sensually, stuck her dick inside Jack unexpectedly.

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fartburgler

one who steels farts from another

Give it back you fartburgler!

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yusef

The coolest person in the universe

"Yo check out that yusef!"

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