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A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.
Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
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When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?
Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.
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Why you looking me up? Did you like me? Do you think Iâm hot?
You want to know this girl Dreena but will she let you? Dreena is an elitist and very few can run in her circle and pull off being like her.
Dreena: Dreena is a variant of Alexandrinaâ¦..the root is Spanish and the meaning of the name is âManâs Defenderâ! Dreena is a defender of Mankind!
She is the first Egyptian-Mexican, on record, to be nominated for a homecoming court. She is the Jackie Robinson of nominees in this arena. This impossible feat was accomplished at South High School in Torrance , ca and is remarkable due to the large Anglo-saxon and Asian population.Color barriers are broken for all future Egy-exicans.
Dreena, is considered a "goddess", in some Mexican religious circles. In worshipping her and buying her religious âtrinketsâ the stories are told that you will find fame, fortune and facebook friends!
She is smart, sassy, sexy, and loud and the female version of a hustla. She is frugal and only shops at the 99 cents store and Goodwill to upkeep image. Her motto is âyou donât have to be a millionaire to look like oneâ!
Found on Facebook 24/7. Hence, the term "FB Hobo" was coined. She is an A-list FB Hobo, with FB street credit. She swears that she gets more hits on FB than Google. She is the self-proclaimed "Lady Google" (this is still under debate among scholars).
Man#1. Whatâs up Dog? You pulling a Dreena?
Man#2 Youâre Crazyâ¦.thereâs no way I can ever pull a Dreenaâ¦.thatâs impossible!
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