Gyp night

A night when the wife doesn't want to cook, so the whole family forages for food the best they can.

"Kids, it's {Gyp night}.Your mom's too tired to cook tonight, so we're having baloney sandwiches for the main course and a bowl of Wheaties for desert."

Profanish

Profanish: A type of language based solely on cursing. Some people are bi-lingual, being proficient in both English and Profanish.

Yeah, he's liquid in {Profanish.}Once, I remember he said "A rose by any other name... is just plain fucked up."