dink

the penis on an old man

old man : my dink hurts

exfuckingactly

when ur trying to prove ur point and someone doesnt get it so u try explaining again and they finally get it

you : *explains something*
them : what
you : *dumbs it down for them*
them : oh
you : exfuckingactly

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6 feet

the length of my dick :)

ron : 6 feet is pretty long
me : i know my dick is getting a bit TOO long dont ya think?

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macaroni

the smell of ur girls vagina

boy : does anyone smell that?
girl : what does it smell like?
boy : macaroni
girl : no i don't smell it
boy : it's probably because it's coming from your vagina

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beat it jerry

a phrase used around your parents when you're trying to say "let me fuck your brains out"

p 1 : alright so whaddya wanna do babe
p 2 : let's beat it Jerry
parent : have fun guys!
p 2 : in other words let me fuck you till u cant walk lol CD

yeehaw

is this funny

yeehaw

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wank

another word for masturbation

person : did u see that?
person : no, what?
person : alex just took a wank in class and now he's expelled