Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

The Sun

A glowing ball of fire that burns children’s arms and comes out once every seven years.

“And then the sun came out”

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