Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.

person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.

lavacious

A term used to describe a person, place, thing, situation, or idea when there is no other formidable manner to describe it. It's use is typically to the positive in the same manner in which one would says something is "fly, awesome, cool, legit, etc."

"Do you see that girl over there? Man, she is Lavacious"

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