magic milkshake

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.

Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"

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sepples

A horrible object-oriented programming language that has unfortunately become one of the most used of all. Full of horrible syntax and complicated and confusing rules, Sepples is the scourge of programming languages.
People who use Sepples typically refer to it as C++

<coder1> hey man, I just wrote an awesome program!
<coder2> What language did you write it in? Sepples?
<coder1> Sepples? I wrote it in C++ dude.
<coder2> EEEEWWW

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